After
a while, we found a 10 foot stick and scraped them off.plop, plop. Soon,
I was in Zion Canyon; steep cliffs and deep canyons and twisted pines
and rivers and striated buttes. It was - maybe - themost beautiful place
I had ever been, ever. But I didn't stop.
The top step of the Plateau is Bryce Canyon. After that it's the pink cliffs and then the grey cliffs and then Zion Canyon and the white cliffs. After that it's the Vermillion Cliffs and the chocolate cliffs before, finally, the Grand Canyon. In the middle of all this chaos is the Paria River, at the heart of the Paria-Canyon-Vermillion Cliffs Wilderness District of the Bureau of Land Management in association with the Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument, which is managed by both Utah and Arizona. Really, it's a free-range cattle country, and from the road, doesn't look like much.
For some time however, I had looked at the topo-maps of the Colorado Plateau; following the long snake-like route of the Paria. Twisting, writhing and lashing until finally it settles and gives way to the Grand Canyon at Lee's Ferry in Glen Canyon.
I had read about it and studied the different types of lizards and rattlers and scorpions who thrived in it, and about the people who had died there; trapped in slot canyons to face a wall of flash flood water - 50 feet high, and how the cattle fell into its canyons, and drowned in its quicksand.
I drove on, miles from nowhere and when the land was scorched with toppled boulders and balancing hoodoos and mushroomed cliffs in pink and mustard and orange, Paria made itself known - a rather insubstantial trickle of a river. A creek really.








